1872-05-01.7
“When I returned, my cousin asked why I chose a quiet Sunday for being in a bustle; what animal was most accustomed to bearing paniers, and why I should go on a bender. Grandmamma did not even smile at his vulgarity, but said gravely, ‘my dear Silicia, why should women follow expensive, absurd, and unwholesome customs? A dress takes twice as much material and more than twice the time to make now as when I was young. The small, high heels cramp the movement, injure the carriage of the person, and often deform the feet. The bend given to the body by the extreme fullness of the skirt behind is very ungraceful. There is no beauty in the present style, and leaving aside the awkwardness of the design, one would suppose the shackling of the limbs and the oppressive heaviness of the dress, on so delicate a part of the body as the spine, would deter women from such fatuity.’ Grandma is rather Johnsonian. She took from her writing desk a paper, saying, ‘while you have been listening to a sermon, from which I was deprived by indisposition, I have been writing one which was, my dear, suggested by your appearance.’ This I will not subscribe, for I was very much mortified, particularly when she rang the bell for Betty, and told her to sweep up the dust. ‘Look at your train, Silicia; you have brought more dirt into the house than I have seen for months.’ I retired to shake my skirts, ease my feet, and make myself comfortable. My old dress seemed by comparison quite charming. When I came down to dinner, my dear old relative looked at my swollen eyes with compassion, and said, ‘do not be unhappy, my dear—you are not to blame for wishing to be in fashion, but I think you will acknowledge the inconvenience of going to extremes,’ then taking out her purse (which was much more welcome than her sermon), she gave me the amount of the dress, and advised me to leave it for the French maid of my cousin in New York, when I had finished my visit. I gave her a hearty kiss, and told her I should write a short account of my adventure and leave it with her to put in shape for your magazine. Please oblige by publishing this.